Well, how bout that?... I m lost! Looks like we ll have to stop and ask for directions
Top Ten Things You ll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how bout that?... I m lost! Looks like we ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you re thirteen, you ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here s a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don t know what s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let s go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father s Day? aahh -- don t worry about that -- it s no big deal.
Top Ten Things You ll Never Hear a Dad Say
